If for some reason you actually feel like contacting me, I would recommend e-mail, this new fangled interweb feature that apparently allows people to communicate through hand-typed letters. I don't understand it myself. Anyway, if you'd like to send me something that is mysteriously not porn or viagra related, let's just use this... gogglebob A+ gmail.com Please allow approximately 365.25 business days for a response. And don't forget to check the FAQ beforehand!

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