The Archives! True Tales! 11/22/05 Xbox 360 11/14/05 Broccoli Previous Tales Page Broccoli Monday, November 14th, 2005 8:57 PM Actual conversation excerpt from yours truly at work! "No no, broccoli just sucks. Broccoli is the jerk of the vegetable kingdom. See, carrot has a party, he doesn't invite you, you know where you stand. Celery, hell, everybody gets invited, and there's all sorts of cool party foods and a lot of bleu cheese. But broccoli, ooooh broccoli, broccoli invites you to this party at the old mill, and you're all like 'Hey, the old mill! This is gonna rock!' Except you get there, and no one's there, but you think you hear something. You check around, and finally ya can tell someone is there, and it turns out to be broccoli, which jumps out and pants you right in front of all of its damn friends hiding in the bushes. Just standing there by the old mill, realizing how alone you are in the world, being laughed at by a bunch of pricks. Fuckin' broccoli." XBox 360 Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005 10:13 PM Yesterday evening was the big midnight launch of the Xbox 360. Let it be said that God does not like the New Jersey early adopters of Microsoft’s latest console, as a fairly massive nor'easter hit the area at the same time, making anyone camping out for their new system look like more of a moron than usual. Ha ha, dorks. Ah, shit. Return to the Index

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